LATEST DREAMS...
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[1] I was a soldier in a war, being fought because the UK had run entirely out of whipped cream. Cream felt like a really important commodity for reasons that were inherently obvious in the dream. We were storming enemy checkpoints and conquering huge stockpiles of whipped cream. Like crates and barrels of it. We knew that if we could get all of this cream back to the UK, we would be heroes.
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[2] I was camping in a tent in the car park of my local shopping centre. All the spots had tents pitched in them. I knew it to be a holiday.
In the waking world this shopping centre has a vape shop at the back, but in the dream it was a sort of witchy trinket shop. I was trying to buy a bead curtain, as a nice decoration for my car park tent. She showed me a nice, deep blue bead curtain. It was really blue and nice, so I tapped my card on her machine. Then the witch lady told me I'd just spent one hundred and ninety pounds. That's far too much for a bead curtain.
I argued with her for a refund, but she wouldn't give me one.
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I was on a big boat, maybe a cruise-ship, and it had a bar. The bar was serving ice cream. I asked the lady behind the bar if I could get some. She asked if I'd like it with burny milk. I said "What's burny milk?" and she looked at me like I was stupid.
When I woke up I searched burny milk on the internet to see if it was a real thing. It was not.
